Crappy Grammer (1)| July 25th, 2015

* Resists the urge to not post this week* Anyway, hello family and welcome to a day that will live in infamy *people laugh*, no really *Croud Quiets*. This week Crappy Grammer hit #1 for the 1st time on this countdown tenure for Honey I'm Terrible. This milestone came after THIRTY TWO weeks! Don't expect to see many blurbs this week, well besides this one about Crappy Grammer... here are the songs leaving (:

Nick Jonas- Chains (#45) [See ya homie ;)]

Katy Tiz- Whistle (While You Work It) (#42) [Peace!]

Meghan Trainor- Dear Future Husband (#43) [Bye Bye :)]

Shaggy/Mohombi/Faydee/Costi- I Need Your Love (#44)

Last weeks #1 Song: Walk The Moon- Shut Up And Dance (5)

The countdown :)

45. Pitbull/Chris Brown- Fun (#40)

44. Carly Rae Jepsen- I Really Like You (#39)

43. Fall Out Boy- Centuries (#35) [Next Week?]

42. Nick Jonas- Jealous (#29)

41. Mark Ronson/Bruno Mars- Uptown Funk (#38)

40. Maroon 5- Sugar (#28)

39. Ellie Goulding- Love Me Like You Do (#36)

38. Shawn Mendes- Stitches (Debut)

37. Taylor Swift- Blank Space (#45)

36. Ed Sheeran- Thinking Out Loud (#33)

35. MKTO- Bad Girls (Debut)

34. Echosmith- Bright (#37)

33. Nicki Minaj- The Night Is Still Young (#32)

32. Tori Kelly- Should've Been Us (Debut)

31. Flo Rida/Robin Thicke/Verdine White- I Don't Like It, I Love It (#32)

30. Charlie Puth/Meghan Trainor- Marvin Gaye (#31)

29. Major Lazer/DJ Snake/Mø- Lean On (#23)

28. The Heydaze- Dumb (#26)

27. The Mowgil's- I'm Good (#24)

26. Selena Gomez/The Ghost Of A$AP- Good For You (#16)

25. Taylor Swift- Style (#34)

24. Jess Glynne- Hold My Hand (#25)

23. American Authors- Go Big Or Go Home (#19)

22. D.Guetta/N.Minaj/B.Rexha/Afrojack- Hey Mama (#10)

21. One Direction- Where Do Broken Hearts Go (#13)

20. DJ Snake/AlunaGeorge- You Know You Like It (#14)

19. Maroon 5- This Summer's Gonna Hurt (#11)

18. Wiz Khalifa/Charlie Puth- See You Again (#4)

17. 5Sos- She's Kinda Hot (Debut) [Okay?]

16. Fifth Harmony/The Ghost Kiddy Inkyy- Worth It (#20)

15. Sam Hunt- Take Your Time (#21)

14. Bea Miller- Fire N Gold (#22)

13. All Time Low- Something's Gotta Give (#17)

12. Demi Lovato- Cool For The Summer (#18)

11. Twenty One Pilots- Tear In My Heart (#15)

10. The Weeknd- Can't Feel My Face (#27)

9. Fall Out Boy- Uma Thurman (#7)

8. Omi- Cheerleader (#12)

7. Rachel Platten- Fight Song (#9)

6. Jason Derulo- Want To Want Me (#6)

5. Ed Sheeran- Photograph (#5)

4. Tove Lo- Talking Body (#8)

3. Taylor Swift- Bad Blood (#2) [1 week @ #1]

2. Walk The Moon- Shut Up And Dance (#1) [5 weeks @ #1]

1. Crappy Grammer- Honey I'm Terrible (#3) [1 week @ #1]

• BIGGEST DROP OF THE WEEK: Wiz Khalifa/Charlie Puth- See You Again (-14)

• BIGGEST JUMP OF THE WEEK: The Weeknd- Can't Feel My Face (+17)

New Entrants

• Tori Kelly is back... with a much better song :) Nobody
Love was her 1st countdown song! That was a song that I
fell in love with! It got old quick :(. I really hope Should've Been Us has a longer tenure (IT BETTER)!

• Shawn Mendes is back with his 1st? Countdown song Stitches! This is a really cool song that I've really been enjoying lately! Stay a while Shawn :)

• Tryna recreate Classic I see? That is exactly what Mkto's new countdown song "Bad Girls" seems to be doing, recreating Classic. I like this song but I can definitely see it getting old quick considering the fact that it will probably be overplayed :)

• I have no thoughts on She's Kinda hot besides the fact that i have no thoughts on it :)

The one blurb :D
• You can go ahead now and mark this down as one of the most rage blurbs ever! This whole blurb section is dedicated to Crappy Grammer and why the heck it took 32 dumb weeks for a song to hit #1!!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!

WHYY!!!! WHY!!! WHY!!! WHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! See now I forgot how to spell "why". Here's the 1st question Hits 1, WHY IS THIS SONG #1!!!!! Didn't I say in last weeks tiny blurbs NOT to vote for this song!!! Here's that blurb 

actually: "If Honey I'm Good hits #1 I will literally punch a wall and put it on video! Please don't vote for this song! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE"!

• I'm just gonna split this blurb up if that's fine :) Anyway, BACK TO THE RAGE!

~ FUN FACT: HONEY IM GOOD HAS BEEN IN THE 1-12 SPOTS EVERY WEEK SINCE LATE February!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!! WHY IS THIS SONG #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok I'll stop.

• Fun Fact #2: I did the math and Honey I'm Good literally has a 96.3 chance of lasting a year!! NO! NO! Can we get one more please: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

• Here are 3 faces to describe how I feel:

Well that's it for this week post... hope you enjoyed! I was going to include that whole "I WILL STAY TRUE" comment thing in my blurb but I didn't so yeah! I love u guys so much and were getting closer to 70K Pageviews!!!!! WHOOO! This week I'm giving a shoutout to Thatchos! Why? BECAUSE HE GAVE ME ONE! Your welcome Thatchos :) as always...

~ God 1st, God Bless

- L A N C Y (Love U Fam!) :D