Wowwwww this is bad..😂| Scrub Chronicles: Edition #3!

Yes, I did just put an emoji in the title (still not a pro blogger😂). 

Hey Fam! It's been some time since the last "Scrub Chronicles", so let's refresh what these are, exactly.

• I go back through my old posts and find funny stuff to make fun of (blurbs, comments, mistakes, ETC.)

• this post is a FUN ONLY intended post (this isn't meant to be serious!)

Yeah, obviously there's not much to this post. But before we get to the business let me just say I hope all of you guys are having a great day right now and I hope it stays that way (wow how nice). Today I will be focusing on posts from the beggining of my blogging career so let's get into it!

• From "10K Special"- August 31st, 2014 (oh boy)

Comment from post: "I hope you all enjoyed and the polls we be up tonight and "weekly news flash" is updated (besides ITunes)!!! Hope you liked it! BYE".

Comments from me NOW:

- Ok so let's just look at the fact that I said "we be up tonight"... LIKE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. I know what I meant but like... what? also, if the "weekly news flash" was updated then why did I say "besides ITunes"... like..? Also, WHAT WAS MY OUTRO BACK THEN. I know it's bad now but like my outro was like legit the word "BYE". I did sign my name but there wasn't a "G1GB" or anything else. let's just move on fam, shall we (no)?

• From "UPDATE!!!"- August 20th, 2014 (sorry remy in advance 😂😂)

Comment from post: "Remy, has been awarded nothing (sorry :)) for naming me his second favorite blogger of the week!!!".

Really Lance.. HE?

Comments:

- Ok I felt so bad for this and guess what... I DIDN'T EVEN CHANGE IT! Nope, I just kept this post the exact same. Actually Remy, I'm really really sorry you aren't a guy😂. Also, Remy commented this:

" I'm a girl btw...". YEAH I KNOW SORRY FAM.

- last comment about this blogging fail, WHY IN THE WORLD DID I USE EXCLEMATION POINTS FOR EVERYTHING. alright, next :)

From "Special Post!!!"- June 15th, 2014 (this is terrible)

Comment from post: "So, unless your living under a rock you know it's summer".

REMEMBER THE DAY THIS POST WAS PUBLISHED. It matters!

Comments:

- Ok so I'll legit went off and said "unless your living under a Rock you'd know it's Summer". Let me give myself a lesson real quick:

1. summer starts on JUNE TWENTY FIRST..

2. So obviously, you were the idiot living under a Rock

- So basically I said all that crap and I WAS WRONG. oh boy, oh boy. ya I think I should go onto the last fail of today!

From "Jason Derulo (1)- Week of May 17th, 2014"- May 18th, 2014.

Comment from post: "We are starting the color code this week:

*lists full color code*

NEXT WEEK THE COLOR CODE WILL START!!!".

Comments:

- oh my lordie. HOW DID I FAIL THIS BAD! I don't even know what to say honestly. I mean, this is terrible. It's that bad. Wow Lance, wow. That's all I can say. Cue the outro please (no).

Thanks for reading the 3rd (and hopefully not final) edition of the scrub chronicles! I'm sitting in a stupid bunk bed in Destin right now at 1:15 AM and currently dying. yeah! Life is great (really is though). I hope you guys have a great day and thanks for all the support and love on our rode to 100K Pageviews! I love y'all so much and you know how it goes, as always...

- God 1st, God Bless ❤️❤️

- Lanceeeee (: