Most Overplayed Ever (1)- January 30th, 2016

"Lance?"

"Yes?"

"Remember when u used to blog Hits 1"?

" yes"?

"Can u do that again"?

"I'll see :)"

W....We.....Wel.....Welc.....Welco......Welcom.....And Welcome back everyone from around the nation to my blog! Thank you for coming :). Today, I will be blogging you this Hits 1 weekend with my color code, the blurbs, Hitbound, and more! Old school Lance style :) The fact that Justin trashead is #2 just annoys me so much! Someone get rid of that dang Bieber Feiver! But Adele at #1 for a tenth week well.... That's not good! Alrighty I'm done her are the songs exiting this week :)

Fifth Harmony/The Ghost Of Inky- Worth It (#38) [peace :)]

Audien/Lady Antebellum- Something Better (#40)

Last Weeks #1 Song: One Direction- Perfect (1)

The countdown :)

45. Rudimental/Ed Sheeran- Lay It All On Me (#45)

44. 5 Seconds Of Summer- Hey Everybody! (#44)

43. Meghan Trainor/John Legend- Like I'm Gonna Lose You (#43)

42. Halsey- New Americana (#27) [bye. You'll be missed :)]

41. Justin Bieber- What Do You Mean? (#42) [LEAVE!]

40. Tove Lo- Moments (#41) [a month on nothing... Great]

39. The Weeknd- Can't Feel My Face (#36)

38. Selena Gomez- Hands Of Myself (DEBUT) [GOTEEM]

37. Elle King- Ex's And Oh's (#35) [leave...leave...LEAVE!]

36. Ellie Goulding- On My Mind (#34)

35. Adele- When We Were Young (#24) [...okey]

34. Taylor Swift- Wildest Dreams (#30)

33. Coldplay- Adventure Of A Lifetime (DEBUT) [noice!]

32. Mø- Kamikaze (#28) [idk what to think of this song...!]

31. Conrad Sewell- Hold Me Up (#32) [leave please :)]

30. Alessia Cara- Here (#14) [whale... That sucks...]

29. Ed Sheeran- Photograph (#33) [why, just why?]

28. Nelly/Jeremih- The Fix (#22) [JUMP!]

27. Nathaniel Ratliff/The Night Sweats- S.O.B. (#29)

26. Disclosure/Lorde- Magnets (#25)

25. Sam Hunt- House Party (#17) [just leave]

24. The Vamps- Wake Up (#23)

23. X Ambassadors- Renegades (#37) [what is this?!]

22. Jason Derulo- Get Ugly (#20)

21. R. City/Adam Levine- Locked Away (#39) [flufff!]

20. Andy Grammer- Good To Be Alive (Hallelujah) (#26)

19. The Chainsmokers/ROZES- Roses (#18)

18. Walk The Moon- Shut Up And Dance (#31) [what even!]

17. Shawn Mendes/Camilla Cabello- I Know What You Did Last Summer (#21)

16. Rachel Platten- Stand By You (#15)

15. Daya- Hide Away (#16)

14. Charlie Puth- One Call Away (#19)

13. The Weeknd- In The Night (#11)

12. Taylor Swift- Out Of The Woods (#12)

11. Flo Rida- My House (#9)

10. One Direction- Perfect (#1) [woohoo!]

9. Demi Lovato- Confident (#2)

8. Twenty One Pilots- Stressed Out (#13) [LETS GO!]

7. Shawn Mendes- Stitches (#10)

6. Selena Gomez- Same Old Love (#3)

5. Fall Out Boy/Demi Lovato- Irresistible (#4)

4. One Direction- Drag Me Down (#5)

3. DNCE- Cake By The Ocean (#6) [#1?!?]

2. Justin Bieber- Sorry (#7) [well that's just great!]

1. Adele- Hello (#8) [10th week @ #1] [NO! NO! NO!]

Biggest JUMP OF THE WEEK: R. City/Adam Levine- Locked Away (+18)

BIGGEST DROP! OF THE WEEK!: Alessia Cara- Here (-16)

New Songs
- Selena Gomez... enters at #38 with Hands To Myself (yes yes we can read!). I do indeed like this, a lot! It's different but at the same time really good and the beat is F I R E enough said :)

- Next up.... we have the Super Bowl halftime performers themselves, Coldplay! Adventure Of A Lifetime is pretty good! I love the end of the song like when... idk but u know what I mean! Overall it's a nice song. stay a ... little while (not too long though) :)

Hitbound
- Zayn Malik (ZAYN) has a new song (as everyone knows) called "pillowtalk". I don't actually know whether I like this or love it. it's a good song but nothing different in terms of lyrical content. Overall, not terrible though (WHAT DO U MEANNNN)

- Lukas Graham- 7 Years needs to debut soon! I mean next week! Like come the fluff on! This song has reached the top 15 on ITunes and it's probably my favorite song of 2016 besides Stressed Out so far! Hits 1... get it right :)

- Tori Kelly/The Ghost Of Big Sean- Hollow is really good as well! I enjoy the chorus a lot here and overall the song is very chill.

- I feel like we have a 6 or 7 debut week coming soon, it's been a while :)

- Dawin- Dessert debuted Hitbound! This song has a really good beat and it's fun!! Overall, I really like it...! (You've said overall like 50 fluffin times).

Adventure of a blurb (indeed)
- I will be saying my goodbyes to New Americana. It was fun while it lasted :)

- Tove Lo- Moments hasn't done anything here for a month! Like WHAT DO U MEAN!?!? If this song starts jumping it could last a while because of this month of nothing... :)

- I do not see Kamikaze lasting too long with us. That's okay though, it's just okay.

- WHY THE LITTLE FLUFF IS HOLD ME UP HERE! IT ISNT ANYWHERE ELSE! LEAVE :) (I don't hate it it just shouldn't be here)

- I am definitely growing back into The Fix. Tbh, I still like it. I wouldn't be surprised if it jumps back up again next week..!

- Disclosure/Lorde- Magnets hasn't really gained much love from anywhere else. I'm hoping Hits 1 (the bums) keeps it for a little whileeeee...!

- Perfect with the drop is a check please :) (really living Jason Derulo references Lance just great!)

- Stressed Out could hit #1! I would legit be hype as fluffing fluff! It'd be turnt! We'd have to have a comments section party (i remember those!). Let's go vote guys!!!

- I just like really grew into Cake By The Ocean this week! I wouldn't be too mad if it hit #1 next week.... I'd be a chill day :)

- and Adele's #1... again. Too the awards please.

Awards!
Most Missed Song: Calvin Harris- Summer

#1 Hits 1 Recommendation: G-Eazy/Bebe Rexha- Me, Myself, And I.

#1 song to download: Tory Lanez- LA Confidential

And... Thank you so much for reading!! Back on the Hits 1 grind and I enjoyed it! If you enjoyed remember to leave a comment and... idek. HAHAHAHAHA. I love all of you fake family relatives and as always I hope you enjoyed and now... As always....

- God 1st, God Bless

- LANCE :)


*If You See This Comment "I love frogs". PEACE :)

T45 Mania• January 24th, 2016

Welcome back Fam, to T45 Mania! T45 Mania, if your new, is where I count down my Top 45 Favorite Songs! Last week, Twenty One Pilots held #1 for a 4th time with Stressed Out! Rounding out the Top 5 we had: Tory Lanez, Rachel Platten, Travis Scott, and G-Eazy/Bebe Rexha! Without further talking from me (Lance the bum) let's get to my top 45 songs of this week :) but first, here are the songs leaving :)

• Drake & Future- Jumpman (#44)

• One Direction- Infinity (#27)

• Adele- Water Under The Bridge (#22)

• Gwen Stefani- Used To Love You (#33)

The Mania :)

45. Andy Grammer- Good To Be Alive (Halleljuah)

Last Week: #45 [3 straight weeks]

Peak: #43

44. Taylor Swift- Wildest Dreams

Last Week: #43

Peak: #1 [One Week]

43. Selena Gomez/Fetty Wap- Same Old Love

Last Week: #37

Peak: #37

42. Rudimental/Ed Sheeran- Lay It All On Me

Last Week: #36

Peak: #36

41. Demi Lovato- Confident

Last Week: #41

Peak: #10

40. Alessia Cara- Here

Last Week: #42

Peak: #2

39. Cam- Burning House [BIGGEST DROP!!!]

Last Week: #24 (-15)

Peak: #11

38. Sam Hunt- Break Up In A Small Town

Last Week: #39

Peak: #10

37. Wiz Khalifa/Travis Scott- Bake Sale (DEBUT)

Last Week: N/A

Peak: #37

36. Coldplay- Adventure Of A Lifetime

Last Week: #32

Peak: #25

35. Selena Gomez- Hands To Myself (DEBUT)

Last Week: N/A

Peak: #35

34. Daya- Hide Away

Last Week: #25

Peak: #20

33. Adele- When We Were Young

Last Week: #40

Peak: #3

32. Nathaniel Ratliff + The Night Sweats- S.O.B.

Last Week: #35

Peak: #32 [New Peak]

31. Yo Gotti- Down In The DM (DEBUT)

Last Week: N/A

Peak: #31

30. Fetty Wap/Monty- 679 [BIGGEST AIRPLAY DROP!!!]

Last Week: #16 (-14)

Peak: #1 [5 weeks]

29. DNCE- Cake By The Ocean

Last Week: #26

Peak: #7

28. Charlie Puth- One Call Away

Last Week: #31

Peak: #27

27. Tove Lo- Moments

Last Week: #22

Peak: #22

26. Adele- Hello

Last Week: #20

Peak: #1 [3 weeks]

25. Halsey- New Americana

Last Week: #21

Peak: #4

24. Jason Derulo/Meghan Trainor- Painkiller

Last Week: #12

Peak: #5

23. Adam Lambert- Another Lonely Night

Last Week: #29

Peak: #23 [New Peak]

22. Flo Rida- My House

Last Week: #27

Peak: #22 [New Peak]

21. Lukas Graham- 7 Years (DEBUT)

Last Week: N/A

Peak: #21

20. Elle King- Ex's And Oh's

Last Week: #14

Peak: #1 [one week]

19. Jason Derulo- Get Ugly

Last Week: #15

Peak: #11

18. Dawin- Dessert [BIGGEST INCREASE IN AIRPLAY!!!]

Last Week: #28

Peak: #18 [New Peak]

17. Post Malone- White Iverson

Last Week: #18

Peak: #17 [New Peak]

16. Shawn Mendes/Camilla Cabello- I Know What You Did Last Summer

Last Week: #13

Peak: #4

15. Ellie Goulding- On My Mind

Last Week: #9

Peak: #9

14. The Chainsmokers/ROZES- Roses

Last Week: #8

Peak: #5

13. Tori Kelly- Hollow

Last Week: #23

Peak: #13 [New Peak]

12. The Weeknd- In The Night

Last Week: #11

Peak: #2

11. Kevin Gates- Really Really

Last Week: #10

Peak: #10

10. Kevin Gates- 2 Phones

Last Week: #17

Peak: #10 [New Peak]

9. Taylor Swift- Out Of The Woods

Last Week: #7

Peak: #1 [one week]

8. Rachel Platten- Stand By You

Last week: #3

Peak: #3

7. Justin Bieber- Love Yourself [BIGGST JUMP!!!!]

Last Week: #30 (+23)

Peak: #7 [New Peak!]

6. Bryson Tiller- Don't

Last Week: #19

Peak: #6 [New Peak]

5. Fall Out Boy/Demi Lovato- Irresistible

Last Week: #6

Peak: #2

4. G-Eazy/Bebe Rexha- Me, Myself, And I

Last Week: #5

Peak: #4 [New Peak]

3. Tory Lanez- Say It

Last Week: #2

Peak: #2

2. Travis Scott- Antidote

Last Week: #4

Peak: #2 [New Peak!]

1. Twenty One Pilots- Stressed Out [5TH WEEK AT #1!]

Last Week: #1

Peak: #1 [5th week at #1!]

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Justin Bieber- Love Yourself (+23)

Biggest DROP of the week: Cam- Burning House (-15)

Hey Guys! Thanks for reading this weeks edition of T45 Mania (you are welcome scrub)! Hey guys, remember those lyric chain challenge things.... yah if you do start one below in the comments and challenge as you please! I love you guys so much and as always....

God 1st, God Bless

- Lance :)

Big time announcement!

Throwback much + I actually had a forehead (my hair is so long now haha this was 2014 before this blog was a thing omggggg)

~ Ok guys! This is very important! Guys Summer of 2014 and 2014/early 2015 was the most successful time for this blog. I mean to be completely honest, I'm a little disappointed in myself for the huge drop off in posts and quality of posts. I want to try something different! Really different.

~ I'm gonna do something called, Lance Talks. It's almost like #AskLance but very interactive. I'm gonna make a new form and in this form I will have a survey. It'll ask u to name a trending topic (anything you want!) and I HAVE TO DISCUSS IT! A must. Actually, you can leave anything in this form, like let's say you've been struggling with school or organization you can ask for tips, advice, and I mean really anything! I feel like this would give you Guys the chance tho to kind of interact with me and get to know the way I think better because after all, I do have a brain :)

~ ok let me word this better, in this from you guys just need to leave me a question of any type (advice, topics to discuss, post ideas, more blog variety, music questions, questions for a Q&A, and more!). I mean anything! It's your world! I'm doing this to let you guys ask i said, just interact with me more and I mean that's always been my goal, to know you guys so well it's feels like we're friends in real life :)

~ Guys, the form should be up later + this new #LanceTalks series will be every other week or every week depending on the amount of requests for me. Remember, as I said for the 3rd time, this is anything! Anything you need or want to know its in that form! Onto the outro!

Thanks for reading the post Fam! You guys are absolutely amazing! Thanks for the love :).  Again, thanks for reading and as always... (One more thing) I'm very sorry about the rushed post with no intro it's late though and I've been keeping this new idea inside my brain since 2 weeks ago soooo thanks for reading! As always....

- G1GB

- Lance :)

GO NOW AND LEAVE UR REQUESTS AND EVERYTHING! PEACE! :)

My Deepest, Darkest Secrets Pt. 2

Disclaimer: I Am Not A Pro Blogger.

Hello! How's life everyone? Good. that's great!(SIKE). So today... I have another Deepest Darkest Secrets, the 2nd episode of this installment! Last time it was October 2015, now it's January 2016! looking back at that post I noticed I was throwing a dang pity party and literally asking for sympathy (no sympathy for you!). I'm gonna just hop right on into this post because I really doubt anybody wants to listen to me ramble anymore (CORRECT!). Enjoy :)

1) A fear of public speaking

~ Like I mean this one is very common. lots of people don't like to get up in front on class and do a presentation... but, mix it with anxiety and you get a disaster (just like your life). I mean I'm going straight up say, public speaking is not for Lancy :)

2) people that read texts (making no sense).

~ the sad thing is, I do this myself. anyways, I hate people that read my messages and don't respond like boiiiii! I thought I was better than your girlfriend that your probably gonna break up with in 5 days like for real:). But again, when I read peoples messages, it's perfectly fine. I'm Lance after all :))))

3) Your Face

~ Your face (this post is getting bummy).

4) People who get all serious

~ why you gotta be so serious (throwback much)? I mean like there's no reason to get all serious over everything like your mom telling u give the Tv to your brother (you aren't funny). Again, I also do this but whatever. I'm Lance :)

5) Fear of School (this is a joke, skip if needed).

~ I mean who doesn't get scared of school. It's like prison, but worse! There's these people that tell you what Lance + Bum is and it = Scrub! I hate it. Like if Pe and Lunch was every subject then we good but no! READING, MATH, SCIENCE, LANGUAGE ARTS (English in most states), and SOCIAL STUDIES RUIN IT! (I'm gonna get to the outro because that attempt to be funny sucked).

Hey guys, thanks for reading! If you enjoyed remember to leave a comment! I noticed I have some new questions in the #AskLance form and i will be doing a new AskLance soon (Q&A) so ask me questions in the form linked in the sidebar titled "#AskLance". ily guys so much and as always...

- God 1st, God Bless :)

- Lance :) (PEACE OUTTTTT✌️)

Scrub Reviews: Hits 1 Weekend Countdown- 1/16/16

Challenge of the day Lance: Can u not be a scrub for one day?

uhhhh idk man. that seems hard.

I'll give u gum :)

nah I think I'll stick to being a scrub.

ok then, choose as you wish....

*Rewind* Welcome back everyoneeeeee to the most unpro blog of all time! As always thanks for coming back! Today I, Lance, will review the Hits 1 Weekend Countdown! Sounds familiar right? yah it is :)

This Week On The Hits 1 Weekend Countdown a lot of craziness happened and I would love to chip in on it (talking like a 50 yr old). You guys probably absouletely HATE this right now so I'm.... gonna get to the review!

Entrants

~ In the entrants life we had 4 songs entering, and only 3 new songs :)

~ Nick Jonas- Levels re entered and let's just say.... that's not a good thing. so Nick, get up out this countdown :)

~ The Vamps entered this week at #40 with Wake Up! This song isn't really special in any way, but somehow I really like it! Feel good songs are noice and I feel like this song can just put you in a good mood. So, If your ever in an afternoon bad mood listen to The Vamps- Wake Up it'll surly help you! (I was trying to like make that sound like a Tv Commercial but I failed).

~ Nexttt up, we have Nelly & Jeremih (squad) with The Fix! I have liked this song since it came out in I'm gonna say... September? It's been on T45 and left, and been on T45 ans left again. This song is just okay now, so don't stay too long. (That blurb sucked bum).

~ Last and maybe least... idek. We Have Mø- Kamikaze! This song is good but that's about all. It's extremely boring and not all that catchy. It's just a fun beat though.

Baby I'm Blurbect, Baby I'm Blurbect for You

~ Aye, I'm proud of myself for the blurb name. that's original (and trashy bum).

~ Dang, Moments took a drop from #38 on it's 2nd countdown week. If you read T45 Every week you would know that Momenta stayed in the bottom 10 for a while on it and then jumped and now it's #22 On T45 (I see you self promoting you countdown).

~ What even the fluff is When We Were Young doing! this countdown tenure is sucking. like boi. boi. boi. boi. BOI! (Sorry about that :)

~ I have officially grown into S.O.B., It's a fun song. My mom was like "woah these guys have no chill", when she heard it first.

~ Get Ugly is legit the definition of a "countdown filler". This song does nothing. I mean like c'mon Jaysqueezy (obviously Jason's new nickname) make some moves!

~ Daya- Hide Away is that one song that everyone forgets about... but then they realize it's at #18. I don't know about you, but I believe this song a realistic shot at hitting the Top 10 still.... (SIKE)

~ YES! YES!! YES!!! Stressed Out is marching up this countdown! get out the way all you other bums, stressed out is coming (I'm not moving out the way scrub).

~ I don't understand what House Party is doing but I don't care because I just like started enjoying it again for some dumb fluffin reason.

~ Yes! Irresistible is at #3! I haven't really "loved" at #1 song in a while and if Irresistible hit #1... that would change! (Okay so your in love with a song. dang).

~ Confident at #1 isn't good. you know why? because every song that hits #1 gets so fluffin overplayed and I still like confident so no. (hits 1, suck 3 lemons).

*If your not a sports fan skip past this*

~ The NFL Playoff Divisonal Round games happen to be on later (2 of them). so I decided why not pitch in on my predictions!

1. Packers- 21 Cardinals- 35

2. Seahawks- 17 Panthers- 20 (idk about this)

3. Steelers- 13 Broncos- 31

4. Chiefs- 24 Patriots- 14 (ik I'm crazy).

Back to Music :)

~ Most Missed Song: James Newton Howard/Jennifer Lawrence- The Hanging Tree

#1 Reccomendation for Hits 1: Nathan Sykes/Ariana Grande- Over And Over Again

My Top 5 Songs

5. Nathaniel Ratliff/The Night Sweats- S.O.B.

4. Charlie Puth- One Call Away

3. Fall Out Boy/Demi Lovato- Irresistible

2. Rachel Platten- Stand By You

1. Twenty One Pilots- Stressed Out

Guys! Thank you sm for reading! Ik I'm not a professional Hits 1 Blogger anymore, but.... you can probably expect to see these hits 1 reviews more often. Because actually, this was rly fun! I love you Fam so much and remember have a good one, have a fun one, but most definitely don't have a dumb one.PEACE✌️

- God 1st, God Bless

- Lance :) (bye scrub!!!)